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beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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Anonymous - 22/12/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with someone in a small bar. I thought they'd smiled at me, so I smiled back. Turns out, they were smiling at their phone screen. I just awkwardly sat there, smiling into the void. FML

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Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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kfenton - 29/09/2012 11:16 - United States

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML

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Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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ky_stone22 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:08

well i blush all the time too...it can get embarrassing sometimes, i suppose, but at least someone thinks you're pretty :)

katamaridamacy 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:10

I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.

LatinoHeat 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:27

YDI for imagining that Clay Aiken was hitting on you.

plexico 3

Monday 7 September 2009 0:36

Just rub his nipples a little. He'll be happy and you'll be rid off him. For now.

rhythmbandit 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:01

Nobody cares

realggirl 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:20

I can understand the drunk thing but I don't think it was really necessary to point out his weight.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:16

Oh, also, why didn't you just TELL HIM you weren't interested, instead of letting him continue?

JaymeJameson 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:41

Was it Jon Gosselin?

gothymama 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:44

Don't feel bad, OP. A similar thing happened to me at work. These mid- to late-30-something guys came in and started flirting with me. Yeah, it's been a long time since anyone hinted that I was hot. And I'm married. So yeah, F both of our lives.