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Thirst trap

Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Fight Club for Dummies

Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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Sick moves, dude

Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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Romance isn't dead

broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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troublant_fml 1

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:05

Owww. Don't worry, I heard chipped teeth are sexy. On beavers.

lettertjes 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:11

Ouch. If you keep the chip, the dentist can glue it back on.

egyptianfolife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:48

wow ur life doesn't suck wtf is wrong with u? u were having fun and shit happened, how sad...not

Bro_Namath 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:49

That chipped tooth must be sexy though.

TahitiRose 1

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:33

It sounds like an accident. Why get revenge? He probably feels horrible enough already.

Angeledice 0

Friday 19 March 2010 11:06

Agreed! They just happen. Stop being so uptight!

r00stersauce 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:43

YDI for using a METAL water bottle

nmsm 1

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:48

metal... well aluminum water bottles are very popular. they're part of the efforts to better the environment.

Everbrokenheartd 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:21

765-431-2105 call for a good time

Emilyroxx 3

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:27

#37, SHUT UP!!! i cant belive that someone hasnt moderated this yet. god.

TheChuckNorris 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:43

Now you have experienced, 1/100 of the pain from my roundhouse kicks to the face.

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Friday 19 March 2010 0:11

Wow, you must like it a little too rough and I catch your drift when you say water bottle ;)

dave913 0

Friday 19 March 2010 3:53

I always love these pussy fmls they make me lol. suck it up op

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