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batman123 - 21/02/2009 02:42 - Canada

Today, a girl I really liked mentioned she was home alone and that she was really really lonely. She offered for me to come over and watch a few movies with her, and as I got prepared to leave, she sent me a text saying, "Can you pick up my friend Spencer?" FML

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Username - 23/01/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

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Anonymous - 19/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

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JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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[SiMON] - 06/01/2009 09:51 - France

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

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marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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Finesse7791 - 20/09/2009 12:28 - United States

Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML

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MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

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tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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Sunday 22 February 2009 6:17

damn everybody you dont even know me, im kidding, sorry man that sucks.

Diabeetus 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 5:55

I've met several Spencer's. All of them are douchebags. For future reference, I would suggest heading on over and pretending like you never saw the text.

cynically 19

Thursday 6 June 2013 1:33

Should've said, "No, and actually I just came down with explosive diarrhea so c u later bitch"

Girlie7 11

Sunday 24 November 2013 8:18

She probably wants threesome..

bassfisher100 23

Sunday 21 June 2015 3:11

I'd have said sorry something cane up

shotgun_girl 17

Sunday 25 October 2015 23:14

I absolutely love how everyone is sayin shes a bitch/**** ect. I mean seriously guys from what little info the FML gave he had a crush she probably didn't know about and gave no indication she wanted anything more than a goddamned movie w/friends. HE is the asshole cuz he was just oh so offended a woman who had no clue as to what his feelings were didn't like him back.

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Saturday 3 September 2016 21:19

You totally could've used this to your advantage. Offer to pick him up then take a little longer getting there. "I swear he came to the door half naked" Then you get to comfort the grieving hot chick.