They're after us!

Stevie - - Canada

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17

Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

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the_easter_bunny 1

You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

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Mirorbo 26

Tell her about the Slenderman. She won't be worrying about the gnomes anymore.

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Xero3g 5

Wow the things they can do with technology these days

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aligiorav 11

Tell your mom not to worry, gnomes don't really want to kill us. They just want to ravage you all repeatedly, so nothing to worry about, you wont be killed

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AgentSmith79 9

Maybe it's time to lay off the crack.

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iampetard 0

Do not be fooled i thought they were regular gnomes too until i woke up tied up with a bunch of gnomes conspiring around me

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V19Spartan 1

Yeah they do, are you a retard? Listen to that bitch. Everyone knows Wal-Mart spies on people so that is why I shop at Target.

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