Must be near sighted

I think you meant timber.

Heres your sign. (Darwin Award is too obvious)

If a tree falls onto your house, and people are there to film it, does that make you a stupid twat for not checking where it would fall?

It looks like that tree landed on the neighbors house. If you take out your own house YDI. When you take out the neighbor's house you are terminally stupid.

if you are wedging the tree on that side obviously its gonna fall the opposite way idiots