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theynamedmeluke - - United States - Austin

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

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Harshdfml 14

Tuesday 24 September 2013 8:19

I'm sorry op. 'may the force be with you'

LarryMyster 7

Tuesday 24 September 2013 8:20

Wow, now I'm rrally curious of how the joke might have went.

winchester97 20

Monday 16 May 2016 4:00

Luke, Luke, I'm not your father!

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Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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Today, I just hit 41 weeks pregnant. Today is also the day my AC decided to die. I live in Florida, where it's hot WITH the AC on. This is gonna be fun. FML

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Today, I had to face the fact that although I’ve been married for almost 2 years, my dream girl has come into my life and wants a relationship. I don’t know how to break it off with my wife. FML

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Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML

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Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML

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Nothing to see here! Don't mind me!

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