is that what your one-legged cricket told you?

That's because it is. Prepare for the worst nightmare of your life.

Well you really just wanted to post a FML didn't you... Lame.

You shouldn't regret it because centipedes are seriously creepy. Millipedes, on the other hand, are kinda cute.

ya... you're an idiot

On the bright side, you have a good consciousness if you feel guilty for killing a bug. This means you're very unlikely to become a murderer in the future. :)

I heard they have a leg for every human they murder