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The Omen

Anonymous - 30/05/2012 01:55 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

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Wtf - 10/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML

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MumMatters - 09/09/2016 10:26 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my babysitter told me to find a replacement, so I tried to bribe her into staying by offering her a raise. She told me that the money would be better spent on an exorcist. FML

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raquel - 17/07/2015 16:40 - United States

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

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ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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Rory - 14/04/2012 22:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML

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Damien

Anonymous - 14/06/2022 10:00

Today, as an agency babysitter, I was sent to babysit “Satan’s evil twin.” This kid is so bad, the dad pays additional fees to the agency for every time he damages the sitter's personal items, or if they require a hospital visit. His advice was, "Don’t be afraid to hit him back or he will take your eyes." FML

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Brat era

bastards - - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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Bedtime story

Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France

Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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Bride of Chucky

spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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ICastillo 24

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:21

Throw some holy water on her little demonic ass.

Rommel1942 9

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:19

Find the holy water!... I don't even know how holy water is made holy but sure

t765234 10

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:36

Trade your soul for unchecked and indomitable power! Quick, while you still have the chance!

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:42

This really has nothing to do with "Paranormal Activity" you guys. Little girl thinks she's possessed by the devil? Come on people. The Exorcist.

mandadarling 10

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:46

NyQuil anyone?

ushwia 4

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:54

We've all gone through that I-being-controled-by-satan-and-thats-why-I'm-eating-live-animals-while-stabbing-my-teddy-bears-in-the-night phase. just let her scream herself to sleep, she'll be fine.

garrr 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 14:08

Tell her how tormented you would be if she just sat down quietly in the corner or went to bed early.

SleepySloth 4

Wednesday 30 May 2012 14:09

Bullet point 2: her brother hears voices in his head but don't worry about it just leave him to talk to his finger alone

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Wednesday 30 May 2012 14:12

Just play a game of "Satan Sez" with the kid, and order her to listen to Justin Bieber CDs for your whole visit. Tell her that Beelzebub owns the Beeb's soul for making such a mediocre talent into a big star, and he's *wink* "one of us."