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The FML Showdown!

Louis - 23/03/2017 22:54 - France - Le Mans

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Catdragon 40

Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

Skjohnson1 11

Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

I vote for Rex!

Skjohnson1 11

Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

I vote for Rex!

Catdragon 40

Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

Cali 54

Friday 24 March 2017 12:16

Scotty tho, guys. Come on.

AngryKitten 24

Friday 13 July 2018 5:49

fluffy-fluff

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Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML

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Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

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Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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Today, I started my 17th birthday by having to clean my son’s extremely poopy diaper. FML

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