The creepy guy next door

Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
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lisslyi 19

Guess he got kicked out by his cat.

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zingline89 18

Good call, nobody likes being the rebound relationship.

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onorexveritas 23

he must have one mean pussy

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taytayforreals 2

I have been reading FML allllll day because I'm sick, and this may be the greatest FML ever. I like that the cat won he argument

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Flaum 7

I hope for your sake that he was actually just on the phone.

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diaosi 4

Cats can use phones now too? Holy shit.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Cats are assholes. Point blank period.

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worldclassrager 39

That's some cat...very demanding..,but honestly he seems a bit crazy...he should be checked out..,

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Drifting 21

Think about how scared he must have been to go home to that cat....now you know his fear, by the look in his eyes lol

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moonwing 17

sounds like the crazy cat man. In all seriousness, he probably needs help... that doesn't sound healthy, or normal. Good luck, OP!

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ilovefall10 21

You know, David Berkowitz also claimed a dog spoke to him. I would stay away.

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