Money Miscellaneous The cable guy - FML

The cable guy

fmerunning - 29/06/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML

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SatelliteUser - 03/12/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

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Anonymous - 27/04/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

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Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

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broke bitch - 23/06/2015 04:15 - United States - Hampton

Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML

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Anonymous - 06/10/2018 17:30

Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML

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Baby Got Back

BigBack - 14/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I came home early from work because I wasn’t feeling well. I overheard a phone conversation that my husband was having in the living room. “Yeah dude, I ain’t attracted to that bitch no more, she got a big back now, but she pays the bills and I got a roof over me, so it’s good, you feel me?” FML

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stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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ISP woes

Fuck my internet company - 07/10/2025 12:00

Today, after two weeks with no internet, we had a technician repair our service at our apartment. An hour later, one of my neighbors at the same complex yelled at us because the same technician disconnected her service by mistake. FML

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oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:35

I hate guys who call pregnant women fat. They're just disrespectful and obviously stupid.

arpmandude 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:32

wow. what an asshole.

niska_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:12

What a dick. You were pregnant, not fat, and pregnancy hormones are a real bitch.

bleepyourlife 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:19

whether he knew it was you or not, why would he be talking like that to a customer? he sounds like trash.

lettertjes 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:21

I hope you taperecorded him

PaperMoon 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:43

Wow, get another repair man...

xoxoCheer 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:17

He deserves a punch in the balls. Just saying.

Emma_91 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:00

And why does he think telling a customer about how he cheated another customer would make him more likely to be hired in the future?

amy_shmamy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:34

i would've been like 'i moved here 6 months ago, ass', as he was leaving

marchesforthebuc 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:45

After this FML was released, I've moderated 20 different FMLs claiming to be that cable guy.

jmeg_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:02

time for a talk with someone's manager!

rustyrox 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:21

um call the cable company and complain... maybe you'll get free cable

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