Love That's not what I said…?

That's not what I said…?

wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

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Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00

Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

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Overcompensating

Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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DeniedBoi - 24/05/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML

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Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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Dana - 10/05/2011 08:36 - Netherlands

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

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um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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UglyLesbo - 21/08/2022 06:00

Today, I saw the girl I have a crush on holding hands and making out with another girl. When I hinted that I was into girls, in an attempt to ask her out out two months ago, she told me she was “straight as hell” and would “never resort to that disgusting ass lesbo shit.” FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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trixy81 10

Monday 12 December 2011 2:59

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

rcloca 10

Monday 12 December 2011 2:59

It's unnatural? Oh shit.

wruch 6

Monday 12 December 2011 4:19

Wait... if you have had this crush on her for so long and this the first time you mustered up the courage to speak to her, then why the helll would you mention sex?

Cassandrax731 5

Monday 12 December 2011 4:24

Unnatural? How the **** do you "naturally" make babies then?!

acid_moose 7

Friday 23 December 2011 19:03

laying eggs and having a male unleash his semen upon them in order to fertilise them.

linkinpark98 23

Monday 12 December 2011 4:24

o_o

angvinn 0

Monday 12 December 2011 4:26

Introduce her to my ex he didnt like sex either

Pixelatedmess 0

Monday 12 December 2011 4:28

she will die alone. sex is very natural. maybe she's in the closet?

lovin_darkness 0

Monday 12 December 2011 4:36

Girl: sex is unnatural! I would never, ever date a guy that wanted it. OP: ...... When did I ever mention sex in that? 0.o

MsCane 6

Monday 12 December 2011 4:37

Sex is unnatural?!?! How does she think her simple ass got here? Yeah, I think she's either crazy or she pulled an excuse out her ass. Either way, move on.