Awkward and Haircut: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By AtikaSucks - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Tunisia

Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML

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erp47 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:16

if it's any consolation, I love spaghetti

KTpants 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:27

your hair will grow back lolz!! so grow some hair and some balls.... but not ball hair

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jyd62 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:08

that's what u get for going to supercuts

RKftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 8:15

better than the no top of the head look

purplemnm 9

Monday 8 March 2010 1:40

hey Jude!! you wanna live with me on a yellow submarine and hold hands? I like strawberries :)

eriinbaby 0

Friday 2 April 2010 22:06

ew have fun with thats

eriinbaby 0

Friday 2 April 2010 22:08

that *

becsbm 11

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:12

Im laughing so hard right now..

zebrapattern 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:23

what does this even mean?

blackwidowtaco 31

Thursday 22 August 2013 6:53

Really bad haircut, basically.

WinterBlue42 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 8:37

Essentially the 'bowl' haircut, except the stylist didn't even bother smoothing out the OPs hair.

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