Thanks, I hate it

Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
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xteldridgex 0

please shut your mouth. you knowing absolutely nothing, will help you in this peticular task. thank you. have a good day. :-)

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spanelli 16

The OP is a genre of music? Oh shit...

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SomePinkTape 0

xteldridgex instead of a comma I think you meant to put "that".

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Mysanitywins 10

Coming from what looks like a ten year old :/

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rowbot4 0

hopefully you don't get the pink eye!

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2fknreaL 0

Awesome family!!! Sounds like something my family would do! The fart game *sigh* memories. Did you have your mouth open? lmao!

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Mirorbo 26

This sounds like something from that silly tv show my boys watch all the time...

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maybaybe 0

Ew, that's so gross :/ and your mother found it funny? Move out as soon as you can, OP.

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xmarkstheheart 0

So...your parents are in preschool? Or were they raised in a frat house?? Worst parents ever.

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xmarkstheheart 0

Farts contain millions of fecal particles. In effect, your dad LITERALLY shit in your face! And those people who think that it's funny need to die. Now. Violently.

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