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Thanks, I hate it

Heretique - - Norway

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

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ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton

Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML

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Anonymous - 12/02/2015 03:59 - United States - Breaux Bridge

Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML

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katsaysner - 17/10/2014 17:56 - United States - Unity

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

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Anonymous - 18/05/2016 17:51 - United States - Westfield

Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML

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terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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I tried - 23/10/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML

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Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

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MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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Anonymous - 20/08/2011 21:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

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Wednesday 9 February 2011 16:17

Suck it up. If you're a bitch I'm surprised people haven't told you earlier. Or you could be the super sensitive type, who takes a compliment and twists it into an insult. I hate everything today.

NJXD 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 16:10

marry me...

mizz_rivera9 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 20:31

how dis dat happen lol

iSolDyourSouL 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:35

And I have no doubt that whoever evaluated you is right ^~^

Griggy 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 23:40

I'm sure your class wouldn't be so petty that they would've said that without a reason.

slsrox1298 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:22

wow.. sorry... my friend me today that some ppl think of me like that... ik how u feel but irdc what they think... i have friends who dont think tht way.

DVecc 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:39

your a women... what did you expect them to say your calm, faithful and don't command guys around?

TheDrop 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:41

WHOS FAULT IS THAT OP????

SLiPKNoT57 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:29

sounds like my exgirlfriend

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Thursday 10 February 2011 2:36

Apparently you're also ignorant, since it required an entire class evaluation for you to figure it out. Now you're aware. If you don't like these traits, alter your behavior.

shinco_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:39

why don't you self-evaluate and send it back?

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Thursday 10 February 2011 3:42

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