Thanks but no thanks

Nicole - - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
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Roevera 14

That's hilarious! If an old guy said that to me, I would probably be laughing too hard to be creeped out. But hey, take it as a compliment that you have a nice butt.

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heroforhirex95 17

Want to experience a horror film scenario? Go to a Walmart. You can find just about everything from creepy stalkers to the Loch Ness monster there. Especially during the later hours.

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MineIsBigger 5

the old guy sounds like herber the pervert from family guy...

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randomkayx3 11

I wouldn't take it as a compliment. Quite frankly.. I'd be scared.

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downtime 12

The last part is entirely your fault.

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Honestly_Lainey 21

So... Did you follow him and stare then? Hehe. My comment gives you ugly mental pictures doesn't it? Old people butts. Eeeeewie

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livefreelylee 0

Walmart is not great. At all. if your coming to America to see Walmart then it's a complete waste of your time. and whatever else you used to get here. js.

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hmm thanks #37 for the advice, Too bad OP was already in a Walmart though huh? I hear they make creepy old people work as "Greeters" by the front doors!

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jmoreno 4

Lmao u were introduced to the MAN COUGER!

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Angelrose2004 17

Go to a nursing home, you'll find a lot of man cougars there.

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