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poolboy - - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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Little perv

cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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Anonymous - 14/06/2025 09:00 - United States - Sacramento

Today, on a date, I told the guy I could swim. He suggested we race. I agreed to impress him. I jumped in, immediately panicked, inhaled water, and had to be helped out by a 10-year-old with floaties. He asked if I lied about anything else. FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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Cantswim - 20/05/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML

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Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:10

#2 How does he deserve it? Oh I gotcha, OP teaches kids to swim so he deserves a face full of child piss....... But man that does suck. At least you were blowing bubbles and none of the water went in your mouth. Still pretty gross

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:01

thats gross

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:46

ha ha ha #21. What's the big deal, it's jus a lil piss? If you've ever changed a lil boys diaper, chances are u got a lil piss on you.

kuhhrissayyxo 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:46

at least he didn't puke in the water; chlorine gets piss out in seconds.

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Friday 5 June 2009 4:59

Omfg this just made my day

gowzer90 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:37

lol that sounds like something i wouldv done when i was 8!!! MUST give that kid a medal for keeping quiet while everyone blew bubbles in the pool !!!

ZombiezEatU 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:02

...Charlie??

clairdnj 0

Monday 2 November 2009 6:11

Pee is sterile. Who cares?

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Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:48

meh, its not like you swallowed a mouthfull, you just blew out, right?

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Monday 22 March 2010 18:25

8 ounces of pee in what, 200,000 gallons of chlorinated water ? get over it . even if everybody peed in the pool that day it would still be safe. it's not like you want to be drinking pool water anyway. I'd be more grossed out by the thought of many, many other things. use your imagination here!!

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Saturday 19 June 2010 20:23

this is the reason I stopped swimming in public pools ...... ew O.O

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Friday 25 June 2010 10:41

Peeing in the pool is like sticking your boggers on tables and chairs at school or work while no one sees you doing it. Will it hurt anybody? No. Is it bad manered and disgusting? Yes.