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tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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flawedgenius 6

Monday 25 October 2010 19:13

Remember to flush the toilet after you... it should be as basic as washing your hands afterwards. did you forget to do that as well ?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:25

He tagged a piece of shit as OP. People will either get the inference or assume he's calling her a piece of shit. Neither is an attractive prospect.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:28

How do you "forget" to flush?! That is disgusting and YDI. As another commenter said that should be as basic as washing your hands. FY bf's L.

mycookiezz 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:43

that was a beautiful win. I think my brain jizzed a little!

aspnet_rules 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:43

Sometimes, you have to be cruel to be kind. The moral of the story is, flushing only takes an extra one second, and it makes everybody happier in the end!

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 October 2010 19:45

You should dump him. Dump him...dump...

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 October 2010 23:31

Sorry, that was some base toilet humor. That was meant for the least common denominator. Hey, I can't keep a straight face ALL the time.

kenyrabit 25

Tuesday 16 February 2016 20:42

lol

MyTwoCents_ 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:46

un-tagg urself?

worldclass 0

Monday 25 October 2010 20:10

that would require common sense!

sourgirl101 28

Monday 25 October 2010 20:20

I'm sure they did. However, the damage is already done for those that seen it beforehand.

robc32ca 4

Monday 25 October 2010 19:50

too rushed to flush??? WTF

babelini 12

Monday 25 October 2010 19:52

lol i feel u. once i got tagged to a photo of people in an orgy because apparently i looked like one of the girl (**** star?). u can always un-tag urself tho, but the fact that ur boyfriend would post that up is already embarrassing, tho ydi for not flushing.

eytanrodin 0

Monday 25 October 2010 22:45

You don't look like a **** star. Otherwise, more people would watch ****.

babelini 12

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:33

wait, is that supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

bootoyou 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:46

heyyyy u do look like a **** star. i'm in santa monica baby lets meet up

MissD0llFace 5

Monday 25 October 2010 19:55

I bet he taught you a valuable lesson

twinny_sc 13

Monday 25 October 2010 20:00

This made me laugh.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 25 October 2010 20:29

You needed more batter for your cookie.(:

muffpuncher 0

Monday 25 October 2010 20:18

you totally deserve it for taking a greasy ass smelling dump and leaving it. I would come by your place and upperdeck (ref urbandictionary) your ass in a heartbeat.