Transportation, Cars, Medication ACAB Suspicious activity

Suspicious activity

Anonymous - 20/08/2021 08:01

Today, I pulled to the side of the road to take my medication. A cop claimed he’d seen me circling the area several times and gave me a ticket for kerb crawling. I’d literally just got off the motorway to take my pills. My wife is never going to believe I was innocent. FML

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Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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KidJwal - 28/02/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML

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candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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Dani_Rich - - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 August 2021 20:46

Brits don't know how to spell. Colour, cheque, tyre, kerb, etc. Luckily, Americans came along and saved the English language from ruin because of horrid spelling. You're welcome very much!

Brightside86 30

Friday 20 August 2021 15:02

I feel bad for the cop, probably signed up thinking he would be a hero and now his boss is on his case trying to get his ticket numbers up, nonsense or not.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 August 2021 14:54

I suppose Viagra counts as "medication." Technically, you are innocent of engaging in prostitution, but charged with just looking for it.

Brightside86 30

Friday 20 August 2021 15:02

I feel bad for the cop, probably signed up thinking he would be a hero and now his boss is on his case trying to get his ticket numbers up, nonsense or not.

diraven 15

Friday 20 August 2021 18:03

Do you mean "curb"?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 20 August 2021 20:46

Brits don't know how to spell. Colour, cheque, tyre, kerb, etc. Luckily, Americans came along and saved the English language from ruin because of horrid spelling. You're welcome very much!