Love Dating Superficial

Superficial

Alyssa - 08/01/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, the guy I was hopelessly crushing on 4 years ago who told me, and I quote, “I’d rather stab my dick with pins & needles and dip it in lemon juice than go out with Miss Piggy.” is now saying, “Wow, hun you look great! You know, I always liked you, can we give it another shot?” I’ve lost 65 pounds. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Red flag

WalkingOnEggshells - 25/12/2024 21:00 - United States - Miami

Today, the man I've liked for so long asked me out on a date. Three years ago I fell for him and he denied me unless I "lost 100lbs” Now I've lost about 85lbs (not because of him, but for myself) and he wants to give me the time of day. I still like him, but I feel like I have to watch my weight to keep him if I say “Yes.” FML

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Some friend…

Chrissie - 31/03/2023 06:00

Today, I summoned the courage to tell this guy how I felt after weeks of the talking stage. I told him that I wanted to know where this was going. He responded by saying, “This is not going anywhere unless you lose at least 50 pounds… but you’re a great friend with an amazing personality though.” FML

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To each their own

Geemee - 21/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, a guy I was into and who denied me because he “saw me as a friend only” began to date another girl. I asked him, “Why her and not me?” and he wouldn’t tell me. After pestering him, he finally caved in, saying, “Fine, plus sized girls are not my thing. Happy now?” So in other words, I have to lose weight to find love. FML

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Nofatforme - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

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Moral of the story: don't be a weirdo

Megan - 29/03/2022 02:00 - Czech Republic

Today, I ran into an old coworker. Several years ago, he had a creepy, obsessive crush on me. Now, he's lost over a hundred pounds, makes over twice as much as me, and isn't a complete weirdo anymore. I asked him if he wanted to get a drink sometime and 'catch up'. "Nah, I'm good." FML

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keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

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Get out of my dreams, get into my car

Potatoe - 20/03/2023 10:00

Today, the man of my dreams who I met online and have been exchanging messages with day and night for weeks asked the dreaded question: “Can you send me a full body pic?” It’s been 5 years since I had a guy hit me up. I weigh 300 lbs and look like a potato with legs. I don’t wanna lose him. FML

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WeightAMinute - 09/07/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he see's me I'm alone, pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML

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notfatanymore - 13/11/2011 20:50 - Germany

Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML

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A tale as old as "Time" by Pink Floyd

Nelly - 04/10/2023 18:30

Today, now that I've lost a significant amount of weight, all the guys that turned me down saying they “liked me as just a friend” all of a sudden are in my DMs saying, “Hey beautiful” and asking me out on a date. Nice to know I’m only liked for my body. FML

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FluffythePink 23

Monday 8 January 2024 18:04

"Yeah... I'd rather blow torch my vag than let it near your dick, mate" Is the correct response before finding an actually decent guy to have a good time with. Enjoy your new self and don't give this brain dead, leg humping horny chihuahua another thought 💋

Iamthebanzai22 21

Monday 8 January 2024 16:41

There are ways to turn somebody down without being hurtful, but he chose to be mean. I am sorry about that. Well done on losing weight!!! I dunno, maybe if you date him you will find that he is really not a nice guy and get closure. And maybe now you are way out of his league.

009bouris 5

Monday 8 January 2024 16:09

would say pass. but that’s what happens when you get in shape people treat you different

Iamthebanzai22 21

Monday 8 January 2024 16:41

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 9 January 2024 2:31

No need to date him. It's already crystal clear he's not a nice guy.

FluffythePink 23

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D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 10 January 2024 16:30

excellent reply!!! wish I had thought of that

IHaveThePower 16

Tuesday 9 January 2024 1:59

Go punch him in the balls and find someone who is actually worth your time.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 21 January 2024 20:22

Kudos to you for losing the weight, but I seriously hope you told that jerk a big fat no. He's a shallow misogynist and you absolutely deserve better.