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By blanknameisblank - 29/01/2026 06:00 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By pagvscgrac - 13/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Lawrenceburg

Today, after years of seeing the original post, I finally did it. I was popping pimples on my nose so aggressively, I gave myself a bloody nose. Here's to you, OP. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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ZombieRaptor 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:09

How'd you manage that?

Nickb55 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:10

That must have been one massive zit

Comments

gabriellanicolee 6

Tuesday 10 June 2014 3:40

I am now very terrified of popping my nose zits

kelsorg 21

Tuesday 10 June 2014 3:59

my vivid imagery when reading things is very realistic.. and now I almost can feel your pain. FYL. guess the zit just wasn't "ready"

demon_wolf 15

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:34

I guess it wasnt ready?

taywuzhere 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:37

I've almost done that before too... It happens to me when they're on annoying angles and I get very violent with them trying to pop them XD

ItsTheHansen 1

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:38

Candy ass.

jimasaurus 3

Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:21

No, he broke his nose, not his ass.

jentic 4

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:57

how big could that thing have possibly been?

DewIchigo 17

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:00

OMG. How did that happen? Hope your nose feels better.

AngryD 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:01

this is proof that stupid hurts sometimes

H3M1LY99 7

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:02

how did you do that?

wvcheesehead 13

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:03

Proactiv is for sissies.

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