Strange terminology
Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States
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Wet noodle
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megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States
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foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States
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No gods, no masters
anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco
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Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States
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No O-face - 18/01/2011 03:19 - United States
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Confusing
here's a giant baby - 05/10/2025 03:00
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marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States
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Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville
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Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?
I can't unimagine this.
That'd be so terrifying
Cliche white mother of 5
Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.
Did you tell him " Better hope the couch is grippy cause your sleeping on it".
did anyone ever tell you your grammar sucks?
What does she suck, eggs or lemons? May you could teach her how to do it.
Probably he is used to some other types of vaginas? The ones that exist only in his head
in his hand*
*made of silicone.
Its not you it's due to the... ahem size of his legacy.
What does he expect you to do about it? Shove some velcro up there next time?
askullnamedbilly
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...Was he expecting your ****** to be ribbed for his pleasure or something?
You aren't supposed to give a ****** a handshake.
Kegels!
the amount of down votes for good advice is barbaric
Haven't you heard? Women can do no wrong, even pedophilia and rape are fine if women do it! And now for the down votes.
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Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?
Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.