STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
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Glam_fml 0

And this is why you find out what's going on *before* you freak out.

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lmmmr 0

Asshole. You didn't think to call?

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abbylovesdahlia 0

what the hell,, dude,, u fail at life,, poor girl,, fml,, my boyfriend is an inconsiderate lil prick that thinks his soooo smart, well maybe u shud pick up a phone you douche bag, and for all you grammer freaks. What the hell, you fail at life, poor girl, fhl, my boyfriend is an inconsiderate little tool that can't even pick up the phone when im running extremely late for a date, jerk! sorry this message might make no sense to you im a lil tipsy

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DecemberC 0

Haha you sounded like a twat until the last sentence, which was just hilarious!!!

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americayay 0

When someone I care about isn't somewhere they say they'll be, my first concern is whether or not something happened. You're kind of an ass and go mom.

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Sketch_y 0

This is why you should be single. You ALWAYS call and ask why before you freak out like a d*uche.

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SSC_fml 0

Maybe you shouldn't jump to conclusions and go take care of her. Jerk.

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o_O_0_o 0

lmfaooooooo. and this is why people shouldnt overreact when ppl miss dates.

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missmeliss0309 0

what?? *edit: that was supposed to be @ #11, but the sites having problems. sorry guys!

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paperfox_fml 0

Behaving like that starts being unacceptable right about the time you hit age 9. If you flipped out on me for missing a date without first finding out if I genuinely forgot, got caught in a traffic jam, or had appendicitis, I'd fully agree with you on the time-to-break-up thing. And if your girlfriend has a lick of sense, she will too.

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Stratigenia 0

So your girlfriend is in the hospital, her mother knows, and NOBODY tells you? How is this your fault?

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lmmmr 0

No mother I know would say "My daughter is seriously ill and needs medical attention? MUST CALL BOYFRIEND FIRST!!" No. Appendticitis is a relatively common issue and the procedure is relatively routine. She was right to leave it to the daughter in her recovery to inform whoever she saw fit.

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xOpheliacx 0

It's his fault because he over reacted.

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_elly_beth_ 0

Are you kidding? Appendicitis can have serious complications and people usually end up in the hospital for at least a couple of days. It's definitely something a boyfriend should be called about. When I ended up in the hospital with appendicitis my mom offered to call my boyfriend not long after I got there.

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englishmuffin 0

Some boyfriends have good relations with mothers of their girlfriends and some don't really have any interaction. My mom, for example, is not that great at being a people-person. If anything were to happen to me, she would almost guaranteed still not call my boyfriend to tell him. Maybe it's a language barrier thing as well. That doesn't mean that my boyfriend and I love each other any less or that our relationship is any less valid, btw. It just means people are different and families are different. By the way, it IS the OP's fault for flipping out like that.

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mendertorsel 0

FML would be a much less popular site if people would think before they flipped out.

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moriah 0

I'm more concerned with living amongst normal, rational people than the popularity of FML.

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