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Anonymous - - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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KeithFFS - 21/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

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Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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Sunday 11 December 2011 19:12

He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.

baseballplaya5 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:09

That's a slippy situation

xStaciexLynnx 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:22

Man down.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:27

Why is everyone assuming he was climbing off the roof? Op never said he was climbing down just that he was sneaking out...

rubberduckie94 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:59

ydi. no matter what your age if you live with your parents you follow their rules. stop being so disrespectful as to have bf snuck into their house.

SamCat 21

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:01

practice makes perfect ;-) lucky me, I ended up married to the one sneaking out my window :-)

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:07

"No Sir! I was not visiting your daughter on the sly for a clandestine shag...I was...erm...Suppose to meet some friends here to decorate your place as a Christmas surprise! What-da-ya say we go inside & enjoy some egg nog? ""

tmcclara15 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:09

Sneak -2

lucyinthesky420 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:17

Ydi for going behind your parents backs.

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:43

Best boyfriends all have tongues like pianist's fingers, pianist's fingers, and catlike grace. FYL.

FayBerry 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:44

I feel your pain, sweetie. I had a boyfriend get caught sneaking out my window when he accidentally broke it.

blackflames786 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:45

That sucks....

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Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML

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Today, I went to the courthouse to apply for my marriage license and had my mother tag along with me. When I asked one of five security guards where to go, my mom looked at him and said,"You’re suppose to talk her out of it." Thanks, Mom. FML

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