Stealth

smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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thecuriouskat 20

Honestly, would it have been that hard to say "Excuse me sir, but would you please move?"

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kinky44 28

Behavior like that just blows me away.

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SillyBeanie 8

I wouldn't know what to say to that, all I know is that is gross.

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Ichiya 29

Calmly grab a stick of deodorant and shove it as far up his ass as you can then finish your shopping.

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TCRII 29

Well, that just stinks...

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ostfaiz 18

Bad time dear, **** your lyfe

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Attacksloth 33

That's when you run to the digestive help aisle, grab a can of Beano... hand it to his wife, and whisper. "I think your husband dropped this."

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blackonblight 32

Seriously, I may always ask "am I in your way?" If there's someone nearby, but I'm behavior blind so I wouldn't know unless you told me. If OP just stood there and didn't say anything, why would the guy know to move?

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bearstyle22 11

Taking it for the team has no boundaries.

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Glasshoney 9

Did you try saying "Excuse me" if he was in your way?

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