Should've told her "Sure, He commanded me to cum on your face!" :)

OH God that sounds painful I hope you didnt get blue balls but by the sound of it they were probably blue berries since you were about to cum

I think it would have been better for her to ask that question after you bust into her mouth and say "OH SWEET JESUS". Then you can say you are only religious when you feel the power inside of you about to come out.

"You pretty much need to know those to be on this website so if you dont, just dont even bother" I don't agree. Just because you might not be able to understand a few words then you "just don't even bother"? You say : "you need to know those" haha, and how? Dude that's the way you learn slang ! By looking at some websites like these ! I knew what a head was, but I have learned a lot more, just by reading these little stories. And I think it's dumb to reject people when they ask what a word means!

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!that just made my night so much better! now i know a good one to use as a **** blocker when the guy's creepy/nasty ^_^ but i prolly wouldn't start then stop like that....she obviously didn't believe in Jesus then if she wanted to be that evil!

#26 i don't know what kinda guys you suck off, but cum doesn't taste that bad to me.

this is hilarious lol

Well.... DO you?! *eyebrow *****

lol one more things that christian ruin: sex if they hate sex so much i dont know why the keep populating the earth and keeping the average IQ down of 50 points! lmao ~athiestpride~

I'm a girl and I even know that if I did that I should expect cum at my face. That is just rediculous