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Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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yosenfal - 28/04/2012 01:04 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

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BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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Parental advice

ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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lolatmylovelife - 11/06/2015 20:51 - United States - Del Valle

Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML

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You sad man

Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00

Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML

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Life imitating art, or…?

Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Andicc 19

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:36

Be glad to be rid of the tramp

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:38

I think she has her priorities off...

harryb1963 3

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:00

New FML-I was having sex with my girlfriend and some asshole came in without knocking.

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:15

did you apologize for not knocking?

HighasaCloud 46

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:25

Did she also say you were "just **** shaming, really"?

martin8337 35

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:26

Soooo not giggity. :-(

chocolatefrog28 29

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:30

Knock on wood that doesn't ever happen to you again. Sorry OP, but you're better off now without that awful hussy.

Twisted_Angel 17

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:32

I hope she's your ex now..

Setareh23 34

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:44

She's trying to shift the bad attention off herself. Don't let her. Make sure she can't play the victim, when you're clearly the victim.

jrock9093 18

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:57

Dead weight plenty of fish out there buddy good luck

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 24 September 2013 3:04

Ur ex is a major ***** and a horn dog! Next!

the_shift 13

Tuesday 24 September 2013 3:06

That sucks... Dump her.

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Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

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Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like to have when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML

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Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

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Today, I was practicing a presentation while walking around my apartment. I didn’t realize my neighbor was standing outside my door, listening. When I opened it, he said, “Strong opening, but you lost confidence halfway.” I didn’t ask for notes. FML

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