Love Socks 4 Life

Socks 4 Life

Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Anonymous - 20/03/2025 09:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, after wearing high heels all day, I took them off in the car, and sat cross-legged. My husband immediately threw a fit beside me, claiming my feet were disgusting and "smelled bad." He pulled into a parking lot and threatened to leave me there unless I put them back on. FML

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CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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gassy - - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

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BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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Foot soldier

Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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Sunday 25 December 2011 3:17

I know, I hate when people don't put deodorant on their feet. Read the FML before you comment please.

b00mc1ap 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 16:15

#3 deodorant on ur feet?

itsgen 16

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:00

haha another dumb ass on fml....#3 and wtf you had to sit in the back seat dump him! sure ur feet smelled but oh well ur human

hedleyfreak 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:55

lol this exact same thing happened to me today

beautifulmess 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:47

# 3 who the hell wears deoderant on their feet? and OP your boyfriend sounds like a douche...he should love you either way..stinky feet and all :)

Bloodrush 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:56

what were you doing outside of the kitchen and/or the bedroom? its certainly no drive between them

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:27

Ew, your feet must have been RANK if they stunk up the whole car! I don't blame him, I'd make my boyfriend sit in the back too if his feet were that bad. Better than trying not to gag the entire drive home, what was he supposed to do, just deal with that awful stench? No, no matter how much you love somebody, it doesn't mean you have to suffer through their (occasional) stink, lol.