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Jason - 22/11/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML

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Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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The ex from hell

welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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A tale as old as time

Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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Anonymous - 09/11/2015 00:18 - Netherlands

Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML

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tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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Samilla 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:11

Wow, what a bitch.. If that is all she cares about then you are way better of without her...

raeofsunshinexox 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:18

That girl is a ****. Find someone who is actually worth your time.

stunninsteele 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 22:59

A ***** is a woman that will sleep with anybody. A bitch is a ***** that will sleep with anybody but you.

Loveya448 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:07

Stop with the long comments. Sucks for you, OP, but now you can move on and find a better girl. Try not to like a bitch again next time.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:20

Just sleep with her best friend

zdriver76 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:21

haha shes an attention *****, u dont want one of those its like taking care of an annoying child (what she truly is) but next time she is brought up in a conversation tell ur friends u ****** her and spread rumors and ruin her rep. thats an option.

dabears554 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:01

I had something similar happen to me wayyyyy back in junior high school. I regret not slappin the bitch.

8trickster8 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:05

Maybe it's because you smell like pee.

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capthavoc123 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:21

She probably made up an excuse because she was so horrified that you tried to kiss her the first time you hung out with her. Moron. I can imagine what went through your head. "Oh, I've liked her for so long, and this ONE TIME she hung out with me, so that must mean she wants to kiss me!"

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Monday 23 November 2009 0:45

Or maybe she is pretending to be a bitch to play hard to get. I vote that OP stalks her. Even if that isn't what she's going for at least she may learn that when you act like a **** bad things happen lol.