Dogs, Cats Money Snitches get snitches - FML

Snitches get snitches

komp6390 - 28/02/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, my roommate and I got charged $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a noisy dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. FML

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cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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Pure evil

Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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SeeMeInTheDark - 07/12/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

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milksquad - 17/07/2017 14:11

Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML

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I'veRunOuttaPatience - 31/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML

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Reported!

suspicious - - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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Nekro_Kat - - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Insane rules

Anonymous - 24/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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suppressed08 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 20:02

YDI, but I'd hold a grudge against your roommate and the people downstairs.

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Sunday 28 February 2010 20:16

make the people who own the cat pay.

Butterfly_Kisses_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:32

karma's a bitch

hydro_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:53

Your room mate should pay your share of the fine.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:55

Did you lowercase the "i" in "YDI" on purpose?

Bwh2q 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:15

You're upset because you got caught doing something you knew was wrong - way to be American!

theeBeezWaXx 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:49

dangg, what goes aroud comes around. i would tell thee neighbors[who's cat you babysitted]

tonybalogna 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:33

karma's a bitch

tonybalogna 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:35

oh and **** you, bwh2q

PDR 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:42

karma is a bitch.

patticake1601 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:32

Mind your own business next time!!!!

iamazombie 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:36

you TOTALLY deserved it! Anyone who reports someone for having a pet is a total JERK

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