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kait - 29/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

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notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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Anonymous - 01/06/2021 04:01 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML

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ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML

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lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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elat4lolz 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:44

bet op was...pissed.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:44

That's literally the funniest mental image ever! Cleanup in aisle 6! ...and 7....and 8....and 9....

BrownCoko 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 17:25

Sucks to be u huh

Rachel1987 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 17:29

Do you by any chance work at Walmart?

mandypandypants 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 18:42

It could have been worse. he could have shit on the floor.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:13

I fail to see why it matters if the guy was overweight. He shouldn't have been that gross and lazy (lazy meaning he didn't go to the restroom) and done that in the first place.

BibzIzBack 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:22

Well did it piss u off?

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:42

Tie a mop to his electric wheelchair & let it trail behind him. It'll mop up the piss as he wheels around the store.

ItsJustMe1616 26

Monday 19 May 2014 9:15

Or, you know, just spread the piss all over the place lol

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:51

And you shall know him by the trail of piss.

MoZZie_fml 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:24

sorry dude my dad just gets like that when he drinks. XD

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:05

Tie a mop to the back of his cart for next time.

totreaper 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:51

Only at Walmart :p

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