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Sneaky

crazy_bitch122 - 29/06/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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A load of hot air

SkipBeatOtaku - 16/05/2020 20:00

Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML

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Still funny though

Jeff - 29/04/2022 02:00

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate with for the first time in a while, as I haven't been home, when the foul stench of our dog's fart made us gag. Mood ruined. FML

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Sexy back

Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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Bad omen

Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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First time?

Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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Likely story

Gabriela - 23/11/2011 01:00

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

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byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Love is in the air

Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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Rico Suave

eww - 12/06/2025 20:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML

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fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 29 June 2011 12:00

At least he didn't shit on the sheets.

loveexgirl 15

Wednesday 29 June 2011 12:37

27 ... wtf?

DomoRay 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:13

jaja my girl did that while she was ontop of me and blamed it on her bird!!!

activitygrrrl 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:19

Hahaha sucks to be you.

afilingcabinet 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:41

then why aren't you dead?

jadengtfo 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:47

well if you kept going then at least he knows you really love him!

tylr6024 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:50

men fart. deal with it. maybe your fml name is correct op

rachbabygurl55 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:51

haha, that legit stinks!

wadelover 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:14

LOL you should just tell him that the dog is not in the room and he will be embarrassed and say he is sorry but still LOL

TheLetterZero 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:31

This FML is poorly written.

latinjukes 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:40

scarred for life

Renee_Margaret 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:50

you should just laugh it off..he's human lol

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