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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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Saturday 24 October 2009 20:44

DAMMIT HAMBURGULAR!

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Saturday 24 October 2009 21:09

YDI Never leave your stuff unattended.

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PimpMyFML 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 6:12

I guess it's no longer a happy meal. ha.... haha...

valuemeal2 1

Sunday 25 October 2009 6:57

Why didn't you get the napkins before you sat down? I would never leave my food unattended, just for this reason.

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 7:08

Hungry Jacks is way better :)

rawr_ima_bear 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 8:07

Oh no, some guy stole $5 worth of panda crap from me. My life is now ******. Unless you're one of those fatass fucktards who orders $50 of "food" for themselves. And 3 large Dr. Peppers. Then your life is actually ****** for being a fatass who buys $50 of panda crap. And 3 large Dr. Peppers.