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kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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Jumping the gun

Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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Blackmail111 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

Comes back when you leave* I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?

sugaryspice 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

What a jerk!

ChuckMcNugget 1

Friday 3 February 2012 2:59

That sucks

r0ckoman 0

Friday 3 February 2012 3:01

that's a douche move

taytaylal 11

Friday 3 February 2012 3:02

Aw! i feel bad for you OP. Guys like that are just jerks and should be punched in the face.

redneckguy429 1

Friday 3 February 2012 3:06

he don't deserve you then

jayisacooter 1

Friday 3 February 2012 3:08

HAHAHAHA - that was your surprise!!!!

missalice0306 19

Friday 3 February 2012 3:11

He probably the type of coward who would break up with girls on facebook too. Asshole.

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Friday 3 February 2012 3:14

That has got to be one of the most douchey things I've ever heard of! That's terrible! One word you will enjoy: REVENGE.

yeahreally 6

Friday 3 February 2012 3:18

what a piece of shit thing to do. well know you know what kind of guy he is

blahfaces 3

Friday 3 February 2012 3:28

That's so sad :(

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Friday 3 February 2012 3:48

reminds me of my last date. the guy picked me up and we went to a city 15 miles away. he wanted sex after dinner but i refused. he left me and i had to walk home in the cold, in high heels. luckily, i was dressed warm however my feet took a month to recover. i feel ur pain girl.