You all grown up now don’t repeat the cycle

Whoever found you was probably a better parent than the person who left you there.

While admit that's awful I don't think getting upset about it now will help. Hopefully you were raised by good people.

Yes, well, someone cared enough about you to get you out, and someone cared enough to raise you. As Mark Twain once said, “Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.” Hopefully, you've already eaten your frog.

You can totally use that as an excuse for being lazy on cleaning chores now. "Sure my bedroom is a mess, but I used to live in a dumpster!"

You must’ve been a prom night dumpster baby

I was solely called “Lil Bit**” and was put on the street like garbage. Then I got adopted by a family member.

Was it on prom night? That would make you a (sings) Prom Night Dumpster Baby.