Sleep Schedule Struggles FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30 The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime! 445 117
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML 34 449 4 043
Today, I was let go from my dream job. My manager said he couldn't keep me busy all day, and so he didn't need me. He still has a "Help Wanted" sign up. FML 20 433 1 539
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML 27 822 2 933
Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML 31 987 2 810
Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML 25 628 4 359
Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML 4 692 274
So cute