Sleep Schedule Struggles - FML

Sleep Schedule Struggles

FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30

The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime!

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Thursday 23 August 2018 21:50

So cute

real life problems 26

Thursday 23 August 2018 21:50

So cute

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Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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Today, I was let go from my dream job. My manager said he couldn't keep me busy all day, and so he didn't need me. He still has a "Help Wanted" sign up. FML

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Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

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Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

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Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML

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Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML

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