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Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defence lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, "As long as I walk under street lamps, no one's going to touch me." She replied, "Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking." FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's a little harsh, but she was probably joking. Your mum is concerned for your well being, I'd recommend getting some self defence lessons as well, as who knows how desperate any potential attackers will be. However, you also have an excellent point, OP, if you keep to well lit streets, you are less likely to be attacked on the basis. That's common sense, which is also helpful in these kind of situations.

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staciieee_x3 0

LOLLL owned! PS. She was probably joking, so relax yourself.

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Perplex_fml 2

wow if my mom ever said that to me (she never would to me) I would say hmm must of got it from u

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justscream15 0

i bet ur hot ur mom is jk with you

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enizoom 0

You are not safe under street lights! Everyone else sees you but you can't see anyone out in the dark!

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MetallicaRules19 4

getting seen is why you hide under light because people that wont rape you may see it and help plus she could get a good look at him if she doesnt get murdered after

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bman134 0

YDI for getting owned by your mom

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resinnet 0

tell her that she's so ugly, it's impossible for her to even get mistaken for a good looking person(;

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gggfrt 0

you were being a smart-ass in the first place.

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