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RecentCollegeGrad - 17/06/2015 18:09

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
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NotGabe 28

Retest. Pregnancy tests aren't 100% true to their results.

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inolongercare 19

Obviously there is some way you could be pregnant. False positives are rare and usually a sign of major issues

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worldclassrager 39

Did she go to Spencer's and get one that always comes back positive? Unless something happened that you don't recall

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foxwithit420 19

did you have sex?? then there is a way

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meghancuma 14

Your mom has deep psychological issues, I'd see a psychotherapist ASAP!

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VeganVampyre 26

Hey, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

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reaxion 25

Where there's a willy, there's a way!

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Cringey 18

Looks like you got heartBURNED. FYL OP

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Sathane 21

No way you could possibly be pregnant, huh?

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