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elevator-troubles - 18/03/2009 07:59 - Australia

Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a "damn fine ass." I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML

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Stairs? Noooooo - 15/09/2015 22:31 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML

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TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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WOWBear - 05/06/2013 09:46 - United States - Mesa

Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML

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SadAndDeaf - 02/09/2014 23:38

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

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kggggg - 12/08/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

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human lava lamp - 10/03/2013 19:54 - United States - New Britain

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

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Liam. - - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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Blanche_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

more of an fhl your brother just said his sign language teacher had a nice ass.

mdmd136 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

AWKWARD

choppedNskrewed 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:35

heehee. the person above me used some form of the word "idiot" THREE times in like, one paragraph. FYL. go get a thesaurus or something.

Neep_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:45

More of a FML for your brother, not you.

zandar 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:52

what are the odds. wow.

bitchplease69_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:55

Now he's 8.

mrcarmine 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:10

LMAO i bet she was flattered. great story.

kinkysexx 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:08

why would she teach a 6 year old how to sign damn fine ass?

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Thursday 11 August 2011 15:43

He's probally picked if up from his deaf friends- lol

vancha_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:10

thats great in the most akward way .....too bad there wasnt one more girl in the elevator

RikaCarbon 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:11

That's just as bad getting caught starring at a girls boobs..xD

Superman8_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:12

lmao at #36 ...even though this fml isn't and fml and is probably fake

XoBlueEyesXo 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:19

Yeah, #26, the deaf kid is such a smug jerk for talking in a different language. He totally did it on purpose to feel superior and not because, you know, he's deaf and has no other way to communicate with people. ... ... ...