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badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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Sunday 18 January 2015 0:10

Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 18 January 2015 0:11

"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.

blondeamazonian 18

Sunday 18 January 2015 0:58

The girl you want isn't the one that needs to be impressed, but is the one that will come over and help you up after you crash...

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 18 January 2015 1:34

Be yourself dipshit. What were you going to do if she wanted you to show her some moves or something had you actually pulled it off? YDI for setting yourself up for an inevitable fail

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Sunday 18 January 2015 2:46

"Well actually, this is only my first time skiing and I just fluked that, maybe we could learn some more together and then grab a hot chocolate afterwards?" He would be a modest gentleman who is smooth as ****.

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Sunday 18 January 2015 1:53

If she had asked you shoulda told her "I was so distracted by your beauty that I last my concentration and fell. But all the pain was worth seeing someone as beautiful as you. Them if she bought it, just milk it lol.

xluciferx666 21

Sunday 18 January 2015 2:18

Did you pizza when you should have frenchfried? Cause if you pizza when you should have French fried you're gonna have a bad time

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Sunday 18 January 2015 2:27

OH...She was impressed. Just not favorably!

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Sunday 18 January 2015 3:51

Dude you were thinking with the wrong head. It always seems when an attractive girl is involved nothing good ever happens. You are lucky it was only a mild concussion.