Shouldn't have said that! - FML

Shouldn't have said that!

FML Approved - 15/09/2017 03:30 - France - Paris

Requesting nudes is always a delicate operation...

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

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Saturday 16 September 2017 16:23

it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!

UDIRTYMUFFINS 8

Saturday 16 September 2017 16:23

it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!

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Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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Today, my toddler is sick yet again. The only way he will sleep is me walking with him. It's 2:30 am, and I'm supposed to start back to full time employment in… 5 hours. Parenthood is not for the weak. FML

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Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

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Today, it took me four tries to find the right position to swipe my debit card. My mom screamed "Oh, for God's sake, why don't you ever get it right the FIRST time?" She then apologized to the cashier for having "such a stupid child". FML

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Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML

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