Shouldn't have said that! - FML

Shouldn't have said that!

FML Approved - 15/09/2017 03:30 - France - Paris

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Saturday 16 September 2017 16:23

it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!

UDIRTYMUFFINS 8

Saturday 16 September 2017 16:23

it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!

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Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

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Today, my dad found out that there are others like him in this world. They're called furries. FML

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