Shotgun

ferrarismyname - - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
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kelseysue92 0

Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

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a_b_c_soup 0

so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

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bubs_AKA_vermin 0

8 is win. but hey, i'd prob'ly do the same thing... ...except with a newspaper.

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kyueb 0

Lying shit. Did you use a ******* waffle iron to kill it?

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exthalion 0

For those of you that don't know where the term shotgun comes from, it is because in the westerdan days during the pony express, the gaurd was hired to "ride shotgun" he would sit at the front of the wagon with his shotgun to protect it from bandits.

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spikeyhair4me 0

Dude, dont stress about it. I know exactly how you feel. Been there, done that. And for all those of you who say it is impossible to do so, its not. I can happen.

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jkilla6 0

no you paid $229 to fix a windshield because you're a spaz.

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Dane_fml 0

Where you wearing brass knuckles by chance?

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VLLYBLLKAY 0

you hit THAT hard to kill a fly? That's ridiculous, i would understand if it were like a bird or or even a bee but a FLY? it must've been the biggest damn fly you've ever seen.

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DrishelxFTxFyr3 0

Today, I saw a really shiny car, so I flew over to check it out. This weird person was staring at me. I flew into the car, and I felt safe. Then a sharp pain. FML

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