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grossedout - - United States

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML

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Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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burntloyalty - 26/03/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

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westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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Coming and going

Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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buys case of Listerine

Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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guy - 30/07/2012 03:24 - United States - Avon Lake

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

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Anonymous - 20/01/2021 08:01

Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML

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Nightmare Fuel

anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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acneegg 7

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:08

Sounds like something from Drag Me To Hell

lafrenchie 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:09

You'm had a panic attack, huh?

christinecorujo 1

Thursday 8 December 2011 23:49

Eww!!

Livzien 13

Friday 9 December 2011 14:10

I don't understand why people are voting on the OP deserves it? What a terrible thing to happen, the woman obviously has a lack of manners..

peacefulgirl89 7

Friday 20 January 2012 2:03

OMG, that is so gross......I would of puked it right back up and into her mouth, then passed out lol

mr_jack_meoff 5

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:47

That would have been a good excuse to drink at work, killing geezer woman germs.

ChicKenza 4

Wednesday 12 March 2014 8:52

That is disgusting ... I'm so sorry

Alm1ghty_Push 15

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:48

I would have puked all over her

Athena_Bennett 6

Thursday 3 March 2016 2:46

Ew! I was eating!

Ameliaprescott 10

Sunday 21 August 2016 22:40

I would've spit it out right on her

bethrose94 12

Wednesday 25 October 2017 6:47

that makes me cringe

Joe Kinney 8

Saturday 17 August 2024 6:29

Been there but worse. Back of the ambulance, drunk pregnant girl projectile vomited and some went on my mouth.

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