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By weeble_wobbles09 - 08/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML

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craze189 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:50

ydi for texting anyone that you have "explosive diarreah". FHL for having to read it.

spank_u_veryhard 0

Friday 8 January 2010 16:35

maybe he has a shit fetish lmao response back from him: I'm skipping baseball practice. I'll be right over...

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fairies633 8

Saturday 9 January 2010 7:21

um...and u were sending this to your friend why ?

Hatemylife9891 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 0:24

lol I hate being a dick but quite literally you shouldnt have been talkin shit ROFL

MissOriginal 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 8:08

Why would u even send that to a friend????

pvilleallstar 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 10:54

you coulda said your dumbass friend randomly started txting people.

Leanerr 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:14

hahahahahah! that kinda made my day but your rotted. looks like he won't be textin your for a while.

rberry_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 8:18

WTF who the hell tells their mate that? that's just plain embarrassing

elizanena9 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:23

smooth. i bet he just loved hearing that.

xbarbiextwinsx 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:48

ahah. i can relate. 'cept the text said, "you're waaay hotter than my boyfriend. trust me."

IndigoFuckYou 9

Tuesday 22 November 2011 7:32

Way to sound like a ****.

bryttanicutter 2

Friday 29 January 2010 13:24

lmao

Anemited 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:16

HAHAHAHAHA i bet his face looking like this ಠ_ಠ'

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