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Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I flew into Denver. Never having been here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

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pzy - 24/10/2016 15:46

Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML

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Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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lalalalalala - 17/03/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, I was excited to have a window seat on my three hour flight to New York. When I got to my row, I noticed the screaming newborn occupying the seat in front of me, and a pair of toddlers behind me. I then looked to my seat to find I have no window. FML

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Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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Jennette - 13/09/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML

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pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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Dammit - 16/02/2025 20:00 - Australia

Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML

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ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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ulicksam 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:43

YDI for being rude to the passenger next to you. How would you like it they leaned over you and yawned?

zombunny 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:11

Who the hell drools while yawning? Get some control over your bodily functions.

zombunny 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:11

Who the hell drools while yawning? Get some control over your bodily functions.

antoinemartinez 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:12

chea d-town!!!

xVictoriaDreamz 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:13

More like a Fml for the stranger, poor guy. oh gawd drool :(

Alkix 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 18:37

I think if you were able to drool on someone by opening your mouth, that must mean that your head was over some part of their body, which seems like it would violate most people's space bubbles.

kombucha_fml 8

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:22

lol

jessicaakkemp 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:32

i live in denverrrr(:

lostfaithinpppl 19

Tuesday 30 November 2010 19:59

What are you a freaking 2 year old OP? Why would you even feel it's OK to violate a stranger's personal space by leaning over them??? Learn some manners and rules of etiquette before you get out into public!