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Drunken Sailor - 27/06/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

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Anonymous - 27/09/2023 10:00

Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML

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copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

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Long distance

singlesailor - 19/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML

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Anonymous - 14/04/2022 13:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML

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Travis - 12/02/2023 06:00 - Poland - Polska

Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2020 20:01

Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML

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nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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KMAC - 16/03/2010 20:14 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

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Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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baseballlegitly0 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:01

whata bitch

The_Weirdo 10

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:01

coincidence? I think not!

rherring 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:10

She lied.

LikeaPRESIDENT 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:11

she obviously lied, besides I doubt they'll last long since she's such a b*tch

AtomicBryce 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:11

aww that sucks she's a bitch

scruffy_janitor5 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:11

what ****** bitch, be glad your not with her anymore

ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:14

OP- Sir, may I ask a question. Commander- ask away soldier. OP- How are my sloppy seconds Sir.

slyfox62 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:14

man that sucks I'm sorry for that

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:15

Either she's an idiot to go through divorce twice, or he is the real reason you got divorced. Either way, you might want to tell your co what you just told us.