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fmrunning - - United States

Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

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Michael - 24/02/2024 18:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, after training for 3 months for a marathon, three weeks from race day I tripped and fell during my last long run and cracked a rib, so I took ten painful days off. I decided to go try a short run to see if maybe I could still try the race, and got attacked by a German Shepard. FML

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anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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jc2011 - 25/09/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML

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SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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Jogging is bad for you

Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML

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d101_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:12

I train as well like you do, I run a lot, I recently cracked 2 ribs a day before a karate belt grading, I had to go through it anyway since I paid and it was just pure agony. Obviously this is nothing compared to your FML. The first FML to actually make me say "shit" out loud when reading the last line, ever, I really feel bad for you. Good luck. I won't even bother with #1's comment about suing her neighbour. No need for the shitstorm that was started last time.

upsidedown03 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:48

seems like that dog was really happy to see you ...

HeroicLegend01 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 19:28

man i so feel your pain, I was in swimming, dedicated my entire year to it, schedule practice 3 times for 4 hours a day. 5am,2pm,&10pm. whole year every day just like that. 2-3 hour work outs. All for a city final. when city came and it was time for me to race, my coach lied to me and told me my event wasn't up. As i slowly walked by the pool, I saw my event jumping in the pool. Guy who won first ( 100 yard swim 4 laps ) did it in 55 seconds. I was Clocked in the next day for a time of 52 seconds. Turns out my coach's son was the runner up and the guy who won first.

xxxya 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:38

well at least you know tht some1 likes you, he may have four legs but hes still a friend

evilteriyaki301 0

Friday 27 March 2009 4:56

D: That sucks!! I can't imagine not being able to run if my leg was broken!

graciegirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:17

ugh that sucks. im a runner too and i can't stand when people dont leash their dogs. Whenever they start running towards me, the owner always says something like, oh don't worry he's friendly. Dont care. It's still annoying-- leash your dogs!!!

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:18

I can't sympathize with you. I was supposed to run a half marathon and a week before the race I was playing soccer and I broke my foot. I know it was my own fault for playing soccer....but it still sucks. Good luck on rehabing it.