Party Work Running late

Running late

SMV - - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Early warning

Hreyes - - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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How is that a reason?

now sharing the blessing - - United States - New York

Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML

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Stoner in disguise

Anonymous - - United States - Rowlett

Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML

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Bad hair day

Tony -

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

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aaannnddd there goes my boner - 28/11/2013 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML

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Taking the piss

Mug - - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

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Piss off

Anonymous - - United States - Sandown

Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML

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This is mine now

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

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Bad boy

MikeIsMaster - - South Africa

Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML

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Dogsbody

tee - - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

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pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:58

I don't get it..

CHILL222 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:06

i dont get it either

taycandy96 2

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:49

that's what happened to me in like 1st grade

10peace 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:30

I don't get it

megaaann_fml 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 11:20

woah, your life must suck. you must be so depressed. im so sympathetic. fyl. really, its not that bad. get over yourself, you stupid woman.

Mattxy8 5

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:53

Idk if anyone else noticed but you said "at the the lucnh break" you put the twice.

hbbs93 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 10:02

This is dumb I don't get it.

spatwary 1

Friday 28 October 2011 22:43

I dont get it...

theangelfromhell 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 7:22

How can you people not get it? She missed the party by one day. That sucks big time! But OP next time, make sure you got all the dates right and you will be fine. Sucks for you though.