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well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
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SerenaIncendia 11

hope you complained to the store manager. I'm not a complainer but that is wildly unprofessional, this is coming from an ex-cashier

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alex_jaguara 33

If you have someone to use them with, no big deal.

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RichardPencil 30

Hey, even ugly people can have water balloon parties! Sure, they're very expensive water balloons, but the way they explode on impact is sublime!

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Alex Gruber 5

Richard, I'm glad that even you got to use condoms - hope you had fun watching them explode on impact

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RichardPencil 30

Pro tip: don't let the condoms decay too much in your wallet. They tend to burst just as you're filling them up -- with water, of course.

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RichardPencil 30

I know! You mean like a wing man, or a pimp?

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MidnaLink 33

Hardly needs a lawsuit. Manager, maybe, but this doesn't need a courtroom.

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alex_jaguara 33

If you have someone to use them with, no big deal.

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SerenaIncendia 11

hope you complained to the store manager. I'm not a complainer but that is wildly unprofessional, this is coming from an ex-cashier

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

I’d have asked for the ****** manager.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I hate cashiers that comment on every item I'm purchasing. The fact that this one had the audacity to say it to someone else behind your back is maddening. I'd definitely talk to a manager. That's unprofessional and very rude and certainly not warranted.

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juggalo2 21

"You won't need condoms to go f%$k yourself."

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Stephanie Mikai 6

Talk about unprofessional. As a cashier myself I honestly don't care. When I do care is when I'm being rushed to finish the transaction. Pisses me off because the person their going to have sex with can wait.

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