Runaway Truck By FML Videos - 30/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Excuse me, coming through! I agree, your life sucks 295 You deserved it 95 Share Tweet Share
Today, I took my hoodie off in public and my shirt accidentally lifted up with it. I've had bad skin problems since I was 12 or 13, and my chest looks horrific as a result. Everyone in my vicinity reacted with horror and called me all sorts of awful names. Nice to know that my appearance makes me that repulsive. FML I agree, your life sucks 561 You deserved it 89
Today, I found out that I didn't get a job because I failed the psychological analysis. It told me to answer each question and tell the truth. So I did. I asked my friend, who got the job, if she told the truth. She said no. Apparently you have to lie in order to get a job. Sorry for being honest. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 504 You deserved it 7 861
Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 621 You deserved it 3 310
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 526 You deserved it 5 286
Today, my friend hit a bird with her car. She asked me to get it off for her, so I reluctantly complied. It came off. In pieces. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 530 You deserved it 203
Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 768 You deserved it 4 880
Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 657 You deserved it 2 819
Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 048 You deserved it 2 884
I HOPE it was the sound of the tires screeching as it was being pushed down the road 0.0
Euuh... Is it me or did I hear chilling screams ? I hope no one was in the black car.